ZOMBIE STRIPPERS.

Ok, before you judge me, answer me this - How could you NOT watch a movie with a title like that?!

Basically, this movie was really fucking weird. Stripper (Jenna Jameson) gets bit and becomes Super Stripper and all the other strippers want to be like her and get more cash (yeah all the men in the club seem to like them more when they're dead, what the hell) so they all start getting her to bite them and then suddenly all the girls are just living dead dancing maniacs! I would say it was a waste of a mere 94 minutes but for some reason I'm glad I saw it. It was terrible. But Jenna Jameson shooting golf balls out of her girly place was totally priceless, and seeing Robert Englund (Freddy Krugar!) running around was pretty cool.

Don't see this movie. But if you do, be drunk. And with friends. And just remember that it's really dumb and hopefully you will laugh more than you will want to cry.