Teeth :O

Came out in 2007 but I didn't hear about it until like a week ago. Naturally I would be curious about it... I mean, who wouldn't be even morbidly curious about a movie centering around a girl who has vagina teeth. Yeah. Teeth! in her vag. Essentially, a second mouth. I couldn't not find out what that movie was all about!

Well, let me tell you all right now, it's exactly what you would expect out of a movie about a girl with vag teeth. Nothing more than what it already is! Definitely a movie that did not disappoint, but I think it was just a bit too much for me. I should have remembered how much genitalia in horror movies freaks me out. So exposed! So vulnerable! And when you add a set of TEETH to the equation?! Dear god. I fear that my mind will just never be the same, the unnecessary brutality of it all just did not agree with me. I can handle as much blood and guts as you can throw at me but one thing I cannot stand is rape scenes, even IF the guy actually gets it in the end. Like, seriously. Rape a girl with teeth in her special place, what do you think is going to happen to you??? Ugh. There were a few funny moments but not enough to make up for it, for me anyway. I couldn't really get past the way they were actually making these really disturbing, fucked up scenes almost sexy. There was just something just so wrong about that whole damn film! Strangely enough, even though I just spent this last paragraph in negative town, I do think it's something anyone should see once if they can stomach it. It's definitely interesting, unlike anything I've really seen before.

And I must say, it is definitely a very useful tool in the sex education bizz and a sure fire way to make sure kids don't start having sex! I may just be claiming temporary celibacy because of all the crazy, awful images in my brain now. This movie fucking made me afraid of my own damn girly parts! Not cool.